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she might’ve let you hold her hand in school
but imma show you how to graduate

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leesleftarm:

lalnascastle:

IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT

I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH

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mihoburning:

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i2candance:

dancing lessons in the streets of seattle 

These are around the corner from the shop I work at, it’s always funny seeing people occasionally trying out the steps in the sidewalk

That’s adorbs

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scienceslut:

I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.

Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.

(via longlivedetroit)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via ruinedchildhood)

"i fell
so deeply in love
with death
i became convinced
he was
a poem."

Fifteen word poem /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)

"

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

"

Lux ATL  (via sexual-feelings)

(Source: stripperina, via krakeness)

bride-of-bucky:

Chris Evans + “Why Can’t I Just Grab a Man’s (and My Own) Left Boob in Friendship”

Bonus: Backhanding Chris Hemsworth

(via bratwonder)

Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out seventeen years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then. So I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a def jam comic when [Home Alone 2: Lost in New York] came out. I would’ve torn it to pieces! 

(Source: mchalowitz, via newyorkstranger)